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Recent research proves men are better at map reading because they take an overall view whereas women see themselves as the focal point and their destination on the periphery.
Adam:
Tonight is proof that I am right,
as I’ve been saying all along.
To plan the way is erudite –
accept it, babe, you’re in the wrong.
As I’ve been saying all along,
you women cannot read a map.
Accept it, babe, you’re in the wrong.
The female brain has got a gap.
You women cannot read a map.
You’ve got to take a global view.
The female brain has got a gap.
In Tunbridge Wells or Timbuktu
You’ve got to take a global view,
like men do. You never think you’re
in Tunbridge Wells or Timbuktu,
in Salford, Stoke or Singapore
like men do. You never think. Your
perception of the world’s so skewed:
in Salford, Stoke or Singapore
you’re centre stage. Such misconstrued
perception of the world! So skewed!
Zoe:
So who’s been waiting? In your dreams
you’re centre stage – such misconstrued
pig-headedness! It plainly seems
so. Who’s been waiting? In your dreams!
Smart Girl’s there first without Dumb Male’s
pig-headedness. It plainly seems
it’s sense to ask. It cannot fail
smart girls. They’re first without dumb males
to plan. The way is erudite.
It’s sense to ask. It cannot fail.
Tonight is proof that I am right.